Gemstone Lover Mugs

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

My birthday is coming up, Lance� Have you heard the expression, "Diamonds are a girl's best friend"? There's another expression, Gloria� "A zircon in need is a zircon indeed."

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Urns in love

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Cow and Milk

Will you be mine?

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Do you like my bling?

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Pottery Slam

Gold Crisis

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Pick Me Ups.

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

Artisanal Pottery

Orange navel has ring