Youthful Glow Appreciator Pillows

"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Diamond outfits

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

The end of innocence

The Depressing Economic Crisis

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Great gift ideas for the older man.

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

Boy, Interrupted.

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

Cherub and old angel

Pessimism Quiz.

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

'This tanning booth's playing up again, Brian.'

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."

Christmas Belle!

"And, when we come back, Liz will be here with lots more lip gloss."

Ted hits puberty...

"You're not fooling anyone trying to cover up your age."

Are we inviting invisible friends?