Millennial Spirit Appreciator Pillows

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Davy Crocat

William Tell in his younger years.

Young MacDonald

Future Old People

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Millennial Pain Assessment

Makes me feel young again!

"What's a phone book?"

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

Cherub and old angel

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

Crybaby Millennials

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"

'Do you take this woman...'-'Sorry just got a call coming through.'

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

Disloyal

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

Are we inviting invisible friends?

"Weird. . . he just sits there drinking coffee."

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

'Why is grass green?' 'Simple the magnesium ion....chlorophyll

Thoughts and Prayers

"Like my Facebook page."

"I'm too big for a pinata party. I'm too old! Too mature!"

Bored Apathetic Smiley Face Meme

"It's me acne, Doc, it's getting' so's I'm feelin' too ashamed to go out"

Ma Rogers