Millennial Spirit Appreciator Mugs

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Davy Crocat

William Tell in his younger years.

Young MacDonald

"Avocado...t-toast..."

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

Millennial Pain Assessment

Makes me feel young again!

"What's a phone book?"

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

Cherub and old angel

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

'Do you take this woman...'-'Sorry just got a call coming through.'

Crybaby Millennials

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

Are we inviting invisible friends?

'Why is grass green?' 'Simple the magnesium ion....chlorophyll

Thoughts and Prayers

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

"Weird. . . he just sits there drinking coffee."

"Like my Facebook page."

Bored Apathetic Smiley Face Meme

'There's no fool like an old fool, Hayostek, but some of you young fellas show real promise.'

Ma Rogers