Youthful Glow Appreciator Prints

"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Diamond outfits

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Elton John

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

The end of innocence

Shirley MacLaine caricature

The Depressing Economic Crisis

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Liu Wen

Future Old People

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

Boy, Interrupted.

Cherub and old angel

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

Great gift ideas for the older man.

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

Pessimism Quiz.

New for 40-somethings who don't want to look like geezers...

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

'This tanning booth's playing up again, Brian.'

Christmas Belle!

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."

"And, when we come back, Liz will be here with lots more lip gloss."

Ted hits puberty...

"You're not fooling anyone trying to cover up your age."