Glamour Guru Pillows

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

Gok Wan

Irina Shayk

NOTICE ME

Kim Kardashian

Complete makeover $49.95

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Tippi Hedren

Gisele Bundchen

'Does a butterfly remember being a caterpillar?'

"I had them made from a baboons ass."

Nail envy

Hilary Hollis Rhoda

Morena Baccarin

"You're not on the runway now. You don't have to keep walking that way."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Specially formulated so you look your best even in the worst quality surveillance video!"

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Hair straighteners

"She SHOULD look like a million dollars, that was the bill."

Garden Party

Oscars

Hollywood

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"I only get high off high fashion."

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

JET (Part I)

Beauty regime