Glamour Gal Pillows

The Real Housewives of Orange County

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

A day at the races

Ladies

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

JET (Part I)

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Carole Lombard

Oscars

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Monica Bellucci

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Martina Klein

Liz Hurley

Bar Refaeli

Modern day mirror.

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

Antonio Banderas

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Morena Baccarin