Green Witch Gifts

100% carbon neutral

Humans...What is their purpose?

Toadstools

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Needs salt!'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'May the forest be with you.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Modern Witch Shoppe

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

The Authentic Christmas.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"You look like you could use a hug."

It's the biofuel generation.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?