Witches With A Green Thumb Gifts

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Climate Crisis

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Planting by the Moon.

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"We're trying to help you!"

'Not here, Fred.'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

A dead plant in the environment section.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"I think we're ready for a tree."

Florist - Dead Plants 1/2 Price!

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 4

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Robinia Floribunda

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."