Witches With A Green Thumb T-Shirts

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Climate Crisis

Planting by the Moon.

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"We're trying to help you!"

'Not here, Fred.'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

A dead plant in the environment section.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I think we're ready for a tree."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Robinia Floribunda

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Florist - Dead Plants 1/2 Price!

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark