'Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'
Green Thumb In Disguise Gifts
If you know someone who loves gardening but likes to keep their skills under wraps, our creative gifts are perfect. From playful mugs to witty t-shirts, find delightful ways to honor their green thumb without revealing the secret. These unique items add a touch of humor and personality to their gardening routine. Celebrate their passion with thoughtful and amusing gifts that highlight their love for plants in a fun, unexpected way.
Prize vegetables.
"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."
What are you giving Mother Earth this year?
'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'
Deforestation.
"Even the waiters here are organic."
Gardener clipping topiary stairs
Allotment
"First time pruning?"
Cat Nip.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
Yardless: Please help
Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.
Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish
Cats and gardens.
"I'm losing my patience with you."
"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."
Mother Nature
"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
See you at the farmers market!
Climate Crisis
Botany Baby!
"Steamed vegetables."
"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
Greenfingers.
Do you have anything bigger?
'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'
Mad about Roses!
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Gardening Terms: Black Spot
Green Thumb In Disguise Gifts Collection
Green Thumb In Disguise Mugs
Explore our collection of quirky mugs perfect for those with a green thumb in disguise. Find a design that makes every coffee break a secret gardening celebration.
Green Thumb In Disguise Pillows
Find cozy pillows with witty plant-themed designs, perfect for celebrating a gardening passion in disguise, whether at home or in the garden.
Green Thumb In Disguise Prints
Browse our selection of playful prints that subtly hint at a love for gardening. Perfect for adding humor and personality to any space.
Green Thumb In Disguise T-Shirts
Discover funny and stylish t-shirts for gardeners who like to keep their love of plants under wraps. A great gift for casual, creative plant enthusiasts.