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100% carbon neutral

Humans...What is their purpose?

Toadstools

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Needs salt!'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'May the forest be with you.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Modern Witch Shoppe

The Authentic Christmas.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

It's the biofuel generation.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"You look like you could use a hug."