Green Goddess Gifts

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

Mother Nature goes appliance shopping.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Bad fake tan day.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

100% carbon neutral

Labor Day Flowers

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Evolution.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Men explained.

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Toys and environmental pollution

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

"AI"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Climate Change

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.