Glove Goddess Gifts

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Labor Day Flowers

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The Deer of Spring.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Deregulated Baseball

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Boxing

"The gods really love tight buns."

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Athena

'He has a great left hook,'

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Beauty regime

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

Boxer with a pizza

Boxer with glasses.

Woman at a flower shop with a sign in background 'Fresh Flowers' as a daisy grabs a woman's big breasts.

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

Let's make a cake...

Deer are ruining your garden. I can't stand hurting them. You don't mind bashing squirrels, smashing slugs or trapping groundhogs. But deer are sooo adorable. Oh, great. Survival of the cutest.

'On the plus side she'll be able to help you with the chores.'