Grooming Goddess Gifts

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

Beauty regime

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Bad fake tan day.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Lesser known greek gods,

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Bathing the dog

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Absolutely not!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Labor Day Flowers

Dogs shaving

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

"Be creative...!"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Men explained.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.