Dog Grooming Diva Gifts

'Okay Floyd. You know what to do. And make it ridiculous.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Bathing the dog

"Wow, what a DILF."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Bernice Mountain Dog

What female dogs think about their looks.

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

Cats and Dogs.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Village Pet Shop.

"Too goth?"

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

Beauty regime

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

Lion with hair straighteners.

"I'm a rockhound."

"The groomer used too much product."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.