Dog Grooming Diva T-Shirts

'Okay Floyd. You know what to do. And make it ridiculous.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Bathing the dog

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Wow, what a DILF."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Cats and Dogs.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Village Pet Shop.

Beauty regime

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Too goth?"

Lion with hair straighteners.

"I'm a rockhound."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"The groomer used too much product."

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."