Garden Warfare Enthusiast Pillows

Redundant Weapon

Cat in a tank...

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Environment Friendly House.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Dog got your clog?'

Domestic Cats.