Garden Gamer Pillows

'The highest score ever recorded' gory fictional battle between father and son

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Bee flying to another flower.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Bird Torture.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Okay, dig that one up!

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'