Garden Gamer Prints

'The highest score ever recorded' gory fictional battle between father and son

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Bee flying to another flower.

Bird Torture.

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Okay, dig that one up!

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.