Garden Chore Gamers Prints

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Garden Sudoku

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

'Yep, that cat is one sound sleeper.'

"Thank you, sir."

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

Unwanted Guests

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

Child playing king.

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

Gnome fishing

The Gardener's Calendar: Start up the Engine

Leek club darts match.

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

'I got the idea when I was blowing my leaves.'

'The highest score ever recorded' gory fictional battle between father and son

"Either you mow the lawn now, or I start the Independence Day celebrations early."