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'No boys - You can't have an indoor swimming pool!'

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

'The yellow rose of Texas'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cat in a tank...

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Biodiversity

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Must get a longer cable."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"Relax. They're just crows."

Watering the garden in the rain.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable