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Leaf Blower Showdown.

Cat in a tank...

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"Must get a longer cable."

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'Must be Pandora's.'

"I'm a plant worker."

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Spring troubles a vicar with devil weeds.

Herb garden

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."