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Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cat in a tank...

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Watering the garden in the rain.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."