Garden Duty Warrior Mugs

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cat in a tank...

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bumble Bee

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Watering the garden in the rain.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'It's only a slug Norman.'