Garden Defender Mugs

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

'GET OFF MY LAWN!'

"Well, it's just the way it is: Humans don't like us, and if we wander in their vegetable gardens, they try to poison us!"

'Mam, we're from the Monsanto Corporation. Your tomato plant is in violation of a number of copyrights.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

"Don't even think about it!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cat in a tank...

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

No Soliciting

Bumble Bee

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

A Change of Scene.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."