Comedic Garden Warrior Gifts

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Cat in a tank...

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"Must get a longer cable."

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Getting Rid of the Cure

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

'Must be Pandora's.'

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

"I'm a plant worker."

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Spring troubles a vicar with devil weeds.

Herb garden

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'