Comedic Warriors Gifts

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Man fights with his shadow.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Shooting in Ireland

The evolution of triathletes.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Dodge Ball City.

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

World Ping-Pong Federation.

'Hi honey, I'm home!'

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

'...Sorry we're stuck on here without any food.'

'I've got the high score on this game, and the NSA has confirmed it.'

Gymnast

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

Engineer propping up architects in a survival marathon.

Advent Calendar 2022: Heating/Eating

Armed punts on the Cam keep North Korea at bay.

'I said 'Quick fill it up with sand!''

'I don't think she wears a bra anymore!'

Gym in Hell