Comedic Warriors Pillows

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Man fights with his shadow.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Shooting in Ireland

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

World Ping-Pong Federation.

'Hi honey, I'm home!'

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

'...Sorry we're stuck on here without any food.'

'I've got the high score on this game, and the NSA has confirmed it.'

Gymnast

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

Engineer propping up architects in a survival marathon.

'I said 'Quick fill it up with sand!''

Advent Calendar 2022: Heating/Eating

Armed punts on the Cam keep North Korea at bay.

'I don't think she wears a bra anymore!'

Gym in Hell

'I'm looking for the game with the fewest pieces, so that when I lose you'll have less to pick up after I throw the board.'