Comedic Climbers Gifts

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for Sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Been waiting long?'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Lambo

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Skis with stabilisers.

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

Snow seat on skis.

"I have to go wee-wee."

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

Golf Ball in Nest.

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

No Loitering.

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

'I shouldn't be much longer, hon, I'm putting on the 18th green right now.'

"Travel book says do not land on Earth unless you have your own health insurance."

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

Ski Lift

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

Garden stagger