Comedic Climbers Gifts

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for Sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Been waiting long?'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Jeff was watching his weight.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Lambo

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Skis with stabilisers.

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

Snow seat on skis.

"I have to go wee-wee."

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Golf Ball in Nest.

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

No Loitering.

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

Ski Lift

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

Garden stagger

"Travel book says do not land on Earth unless you have your own health insurance."

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'