Comedic Cyclists Gifts

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Skis with stabilisers.

Snow seat on skis.

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"I think I'm getting road rage."

"I told you not to break so hard."

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

"He's come out of retirement!"

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

Wheelies Gang.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Lincoln Lane