Comedic Cyclists Gifts

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Skis with stabilisers.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

Snow seat on skis.

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Babe hits for the cycle.

"I told you not to break so hard."

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"I think I'm getting road rage."

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

"He's come out of retirement!"

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

Wheelies Gang.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.