Rock Garden Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

'Roof Gardens the hard way'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Italica

The Music Seed

Lawnmower

Eric Clapton.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Environment Friendly House.

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

Ecology

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.