Rock Garden Enthusiast Pillows

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

'Roof Gardens the hard way'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

Italica

The Music Seed

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Environment Friendly House.

Tina Turner

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ecology

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"