Garden Orchestra Lover T-Shirts

Trumpet Snail

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Botany Baby!

The Music Seed

Quartet.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

Sir Edward Elgar

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Game time.

A gap between the solar panels

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Johannes Brahms

Camille Saint-Saens

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Aleksandr Glazunov

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Mozart Clarinet

Victorian Garden Romance

Musician

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

Conducting the crows.

Quartet in the snow.

Sculpture

Cell Partners

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'