Music-loving Plant Enthusiast T-Shirts

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Gardening#2

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

The Music Seed

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

A Venus cow trap.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'