Piano-playing Plant Lover Mugs

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Gardening#2

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Hardy Annuals

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Thanks

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'