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The Rolling Bones

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Rap music

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Piano Recital

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Obedience School Graduation

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Freddie Mercury

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Chano Pozo,

Guitar Man.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Dogma

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."