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"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Mum, I got the job!"

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Dog Wrestling.

Animal Band.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

The Rolling Bones

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Too goth?"

Genius Parrot

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Country mansion full of dogs.

"Those hermit crabs stop at nothing."

Cat conducting

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

Dog hides behind piano.

A little dash of lemon should do the trick!

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'