Musical Animal Lovers T-Shirts

Bloomin' windchimes!

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Cow Pinatas

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Horror movies

"Man's best friends."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Oh, crap.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Unemotional Support Animal

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Home Sweet Home

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Shell Fire

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Chasebook

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'