Musical Animal Lovers Pillows

Bloomin' windchimes!

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Horror movies

"Man's best friends."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Unemotional Support Animal

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Shell Fire

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'