Musical Pet Appreciator Pillows

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

No, I don

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Puppy.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

Cat on guitar

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

The Rolling Bones

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"You remind me of someone."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

Cat plays the cello

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Brass Band

'You can't go outside.'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

Conducting Cats

A blue dog wearing headphones

'Will you look at this, Ben tied up his first fly!'

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

'Hold it, make that pizza with half hamburger and half kibble!'