Musical Pet Appreciator Pillows

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Puppy.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

Cat on guitar

The Rolling Bones

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"You remind me of someone."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

Cat plays the cello

"Man's best friend with benefits"

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

Brass Band

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'You can't go outside.'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

Conducting Cats

A blue dog wearing headphones

'Will you look at this, Ben tied up his first fly!'

"Those hermit crabs stop at nothing."

'Hold it, make that pizza with half hamburger and half kibble!'

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."