Paws And Whiskers Watchers Pillows

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Living with a cataholic.

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

"You know you're getting old when you start getting nose whiskers."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

Doggie Joke Book. The answer is, "Twenty-eight --- Once cat to screw in the light bulb, and twenty-seven cats to take naps."

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

'Gimme a little kiss.'

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

Woman says cat is a great mouser.

"He likes you."

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"Oh look, my cat followed me to work."

'I thought this was going to be a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

"What do you mean, you don't know who I am? I am Ralph. Ralph! Surely you have heard of Ralph."

That's no way to speak to a pedigree cat!

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