Paws And Whiskers Fanclub Pillows

'Gimme a little kiss.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Romance

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Cats the musical

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

'What a hunk!'

"I see you met the author."

Adam was convinced that if he self identified as a cat he would have cat-like reflexes.

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

'Well no, your tusks are not impressive, but by golly, your whiskers are!'

cat

Rat Hands.

Smirking Cat

Cats on Pinterest

'Let me tell you about the three little pigs - First, they weren't all that little...'

Cat face

Always Be Clawing