Fan Clubber Pillows

"I see you met the author."

Bowled over again!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"The club scene is really changing."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Fan-Centric Stadium

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Football Stadium

"I take it your team lost again!"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'