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Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Snowman Football Fan.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Party Party!

Sisyphus

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

Goal Post Ape.