Paws And Whiskers Fanclub Gifts

'Gimme a little kiss.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Romance

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Cats the musical

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

'What a hunk!'

Adam was convinced that if he self identified as a cat he would have cat-like reflexes.

"I see you met the author."

Yeah, well, when you're old, you'll get whiskers in weird places, too.

cat

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

'Well no, your tusks are not impressive, but by golly, your whiskers are!'

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

Smirking Cat

Rat Hands.

Cats on Pinterest

'Let me tell you about the three little pigs - First, they weren't all that little...'

Cat face