Wolves And Whispers Fan Gifts

'Let me tell you about the three little pigs - First, they weren't all that little...'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Wolf Karaoke

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Which one is yours?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

A were-cow.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'Another Scotch?'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."