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'Let me tell you about the three little pigs - First, they weren't all that little...'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

E-Baying @ The Moon

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Wolf Karaoke

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Which one is yours?"

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

A were-cow.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'Another Scotch?'

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."