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"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Poetic Wolf.

'Let 'em go. They're joggers. Nothing but gristle and bones.'

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

"Let Daddy sleep in Darling: He was out half the night howling at the moon with his friends..."

"Hmph! Your uploaded photos tell a different story."

'A real Alpha-Female hey? Me, I am more of a D-minus male...'

'Sorry about this, my husband was brought up by wolves.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"I got detention for marking my territory in the playground at school Dad..."

"Then the little bastards went and made a house out of brick!"

Bay Window

"Come on Darling, pick! Chicken or lamb tonight?"

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

'I've just bought this territory: I'm removing the previous owner's markings...'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"

A Wary Wolf

"I can't believe they call themselves the "Wolves of Wall Street"! Frankly, having our name associated with this kind of behaviour is sickening..."

Sorry son, but your friends are right: becoming an alpha male is not hereditary...

Wolves in moonlight: 'I'll bet our howling is irritating the hell outta Bigfoot!'

Raised by she wolves

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"Oh, whistling is OK in general, it's just one particular tune that is not politically correct."

"Yeah, the carefree days of being a lone wolf were great, but becoming a dad has brought me love, joy and purpose. . ."

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

The Moon Howls Back.

"Stick around. There's a reception afterward."

"I thought being eaten by wolves would be different."