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'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"It's the same old story, a few rotten werewolves and we all get a bad name. Go on, throw the ball.."

'When I married you, I didn't know I'd have to sew your ripped clothes each time you changed back to a man from a werewolf.'

"Hooowwwwlll!!"

"No, it's not mentioned in the side effects. But you have noticed that it's a full moon tonight, haven't you?"

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"It's okay. When the moon is full, the only thing I'm slashing are the prices."

"What the hell was in that?!"

'You get so grouchy when it's your time of the month.'

Werewolf meets the Mummy.

American Werewolf - the very last chapter

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

A were-cow.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Frankly, I'm at a loss. It was a perfect fit when sir tried it on the first time."

Werewolf on the moon.

'That's the sun, Galen.'

"Sorry I pounced on you like that in front of the board, Tom."

The Wolfman's Brother

"Yep, I guess the full moon takes some gettin' used to if you weren't brought up hereabouts."

Ahh-chooo! Poor Bob is doubly cursed - he turns into a werewolf and he's allergic to dogs.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Which one is yours?"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."